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Herman Hesse, Il Lupo della Steppa

A volte ho questa assurda sensazione. Come se, se riuscissi a descrivermi come lo farebbe uno scrittore parlando del suo personaggio, potrei davvero trovare un equilibrio con me stessa. Consapevolezza e definizione, conoscerci è la cosa più difficile.

spanish and italian:: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french:: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german:: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english:: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic:: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish:: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese:: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh:: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese:: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic:: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin:: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language:: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian:: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek:: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

9 years ago 699,042 notes

via heresiae

9 years ago 1,731 notes

via heresiae

Il male di vivere è quando, a metà di una bellissima lezione di letteratura inglese, ti accorgi che stai seguendo con la professoressa sbagliata.

selene:

haidaspicciare:
yomersapiens:
arewekidding:
3nding:
…
This tumblr user ( madonnaliberaprofessionista ) decided to protest against a group of people that do support homophobia and a bigot way of living. These people usually meet in public squares in Italy and they stand there in silence reading some books.
So what he did? He went to the same square, dressed up as an Illinois’ Nazi, with the same armband from Chaplin’s The Great Dictator and a sign with “The Illinois’ Nazis support these people” written on it.
Guess what? Italy is a crazy place, so crazy that he is risking to be sued for fascism apology, no matter the anti-fasci and anti-nazi references he was displaying.
If you’d like to spread the story oversea, these are the kind of people a free society needs.
Cheers,
3nding
REBLOG. NOW.
Imparare a superare la linea che divide il dire e il fare.
Incoronare madonna nell’alto dei cieli.
Siamo tutti nazisti dell’Illinois.
reblog infinito

quanto sto inguaiata se la notte sogno risotti al gorgonzola e parmigiane di melanzane?

Ho perso due chili. Di capelli. Dal parrucchiere.

Siano lodati il liquore all'amarena, il cibo cinese, gli amici cannaioli.

Penso di non essere mai stata arrabbiata con così tante persone contemporaneamente.
Complimenti, avete vinto un orsacchiotto e un abbonamento per dieci ingressi gratuiti alla SPA di Vaffanculo.

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Fine Folk

Ma se a sparare all'orsa Daniza fossero stati i due marò?